Excuse me, Maim...

Ok so I am at the grocery store today and for the life of me could not find a particular item so I automatically ask for help..."Excuse me, maim, do you know where I can find...oh, I am so sorry. Sir, where can I find..." He had beautiful long blonde hair! He was turned, stacking the shelf. But when he turned to help me I read his name tag..."Michael". I was a bit embarrassed!!! Oh well!

Alls I wanted was a donut...

OK, so I run into the grocery store for a donut the other day (this was between packing/unpacking, back and forth to and from apt/new house). Anyways these are good donuts so I suspect I will be waiting for at least one person at the donut shelf. Anyways...so I am waiting patiently, quietly, uconspicuously like when all the sudden the lady in front of me picking out her donut turns to me and starts gushing out that she's having a hysterectomy tomorrow and I just said "...ok, yeah..." and she's says "what?' and I repeat my "ok..I,..I just said ok.". I thaught that would be it but no. She continues to go on about how nervous she is about germs right now and that her daughter and granddaughter are sick with the flu right now, oh and don't forget about her hysterectomy that I am pretty sure I don't think I care about...just going on about all the medicine she's on! All this while she is standing WAY inside that personal space zone placing her hand on my arm throughout her whole shpeel!!! Oy-yi-yi! Alls I wanted was a donut not the swine flu, lady!

My husband, the GUY!

I had to laugh the other day when I had a metal finger nail file setting on the end table in the living room by where Donovan usually sits. Well, he comes and sits down and comments on it saying as innocently as one man's man can be..."So, do you like that mail opener?" I'm in the kitchen all like..."...mail opener?!?" I approach the living room and see his face as serious as can be looking at the nail file! I laughed so hard...but told him it probably could double as a mail opener...He's so cute! That was just too funny not to document!